Emperor Palpatine has announced open elections for a new Emperor — and he’s nominated Darth Vader. You get to nominate one challenger.
Elections are an important part of our civic duty. With the evil Emperor nominating Darth Vader it seems the obvious choice would be Luke Skywalker, but I think he is too much of a whiner. People won’t respect him. I’m going in a different direction and avoiding the religion debate as well. I’m going for swagger and charisma. I’m putting up Hahn Solo to draw in the smugglers and the working class. He has the charm and toughness to get things done…
Vote Solo for Emperor!
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