“Please take the package,” Bill said. Tom shook his head vigorously and brought his arm to his chest tight in refusal.
“I don’t want the package,” he said point-blank.
Tom wasn’t taking no for an answer and pulled out again and put it to Tom’s forehead. He cocked the hammer back and asked if he might want to reconsider that stance. Tom loosened his hands from his body and took the package.
He looked down at the package and asked, “Where do I need to take it?”
“All you have to do is take it and drop it off on the counter and walk out,” Bill said.
Tom sighed and asked, “Does it have a return address?”
Tom put the gun back into the pocket inside his jacket and said, “Of course it does.”
Tom told Bill, “Ok, but this is the last time I take your returns to the porn store back to the post office.”
Bill smiled and patted Tom on the back and said, “Not if you want your pot you won’t.”

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